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Bros abroad: Global Connections on the Jersey Shore

Agnes Scott’s esteemed Global Connections study abroad program has taken young, eager students to enriching, beautiful places such as Costa Rica, England, France, India, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Spain and Switzerland. The program has allowed Agnes Scott students to travel the world while gaining a wealth of knowledge and cultural awareness. This year is no different

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Brosef in the field: pollen or biochemical warfare?

For those with allergies, the pollen that is infecting Agnes Scott College may seem out to kill you, but recent updates from the White House stress the pollen as a threat to all who venture around campus. What appears to an unusually high pollen count is actually the work of biochemical warfare cleverly disguised as pollen, reports the Department of Homeland Security. All signs as to where this pollen threat came from point to the newly re elected Russian President Putin, who appears to be using pollen biochemical warfare to start a war with the United States.

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Fun with Brosef: Georgia has Jaundice

Georgia has jaundice, fun in the pollen!

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BREAKING NEWS: The Profile bought by some bros

In a startling turn of events, on Sunday, April 1 The Profile was purchased by an anonymous donor group, identitief only by the cryptic name “BROS.” The change came and the end of a near-century’s worth of financial turmoil, during which the news outlet had been unable to pay its Editor-in-Chief, Managing Editors, Staff-writers or photographers. As it turns out, these employees had been working on IOU’s and out of the goodness of their hearts in that time. The Profile is told however, that the only places employees can redeem the goodness of their hearts is in Vancouver, Washington State, Massachusetts and California.

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